From the monthly archives:

February 2015

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she wont pay attention but call her fat once and she will never forget. Thats because elephants never forget.

by admin on February 17, 2015

Dealing with heartburn after dinner

by admin on February 17, 2015

A homeless man asked me for five dollars…

by admin on February 17, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

by admin on February 17, 2015

My roommate said he loves feta cheese.

by admin on February 17, 2015

Saw my ex…

by admin on February 17, 2015

A lady at the mall tried to sell me a new type of hair product..

by admin on February 17, 2015

Watch Out When Lips Turned Into Cartoons! Well they won’t Bite!

by admin on February 17, 2015

Orange Juice

by admin on February 17, 2015

Had an inadvertent double-whammy dad joke today

by admin on February 17, 2015

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