What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girls arsehole?

by admin on December 13, 2015

My mom is my dad.

by admin on December 13, 2015

I would say I’m greasy but I just asked my girlfriend to sit on my face…

by admin on December 13, 2015

I was disappointed when it turned out the axe I bought to climb with was useless for the job…

by admin on December 13, 2015

I just got new high heels….

by admin on December 13, 2015

A buddy of mine made me angry the other day

by admin on December 13, 2015

“Doc, I can’t stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home. He said: ‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.’ ‘Is it common?’ I asked.

by admin on December 13, 2015

Got Em.

by admin on December 13, 2015

Why does Santa not have kids?

by admin on December 13, 2015

How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

by admin on December 13, 2015

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